Moustache Maintenance

November 4, 2009 by James
Filed under Grooming Solutions

1. Mental Preparation -

Growing a moustache entails a lot of responsibility. You can’t just walk around willy-nilly like it doesn’t mean anything. The moustache must become you, and you must become the moustache. Research iconic moustaches, read up on the history of the moustache and embrace everything that wearing a moustache embodies.

2. Physical Preparation -

Take a look in the mirror. Do you look good enough to wear a moustache? If you don’t think so, or if you think that this is a joke – stop reading and get back to work. If you look at Ron Burgundy and think, "That guy’s got it together!" then you’re ready.

3. Maintenance -

Proper maintenance of your moustache is essential. We suggest the Clubman Moustache Wax, which comes with a dedicated moustache comb. Use the comb at least twice daily, in the standard comb fashion. Use the wax to style and finish. Anyone serious about the moustache will realize combing is mandatory. A daily scrubbing with a face wash will give your moustache the luxurious sheen and beautiful glow that the pair of you deserve.

4. Networking -

Your new mantra should be "The moustache is where it’s at." It’s time to start a revolution. Look around you. It may seem like you’re surrounded by virgin-lipped, closed-minded bald-facies. Don’t lose hope; others like you exist, but they’re afraid to show themselves – just like you. Seek them out; working together you will have confidence, one hotspot is Dalston, East London, former home of the iconic Moustache Bar. The more you show yourself, the more others will do the same. You know it’s right, you know it’s natural. Be wild, be free.

5. Accessories -

No matter what you say, the mullet is the perfect complement to your moustache. A garish jumper also compliments the moustache quite nicely. The Moustache Era is upon us. So stop shaving your lip. Grow a mustache and stop making fun of others for sporting one.